"I am Spock."

No your not.

"Oh, sorry. I thought I was."

No, you are a small minded cave dweller.

" a Spock?"

Hmmmmm. Ok, you can be A Spock. I'll be Kirk!

"THAT's not fair! You always get to be Kirk!"

That's because I am the MAN. you be a Spock.

"alright."

Do we have sex now?

"NO."

(a conversation overheard between Adam and Eve.)

Tom
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